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[13 Feb 2005|09:52pm] |
OK
so I know I've already done this before but one more time won't hurt.
http://www.myspace.com/pencilshateme
please go here and check out my songs, and get me more hits.
I need hits like a smack addict needs hits, so get clickin.
Also, post this in your journal, so that your friends can see it too.
Thanks kids
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[04 Feb 2005|03:49pm] |
http://www.myspace.com/pencilshateme
Please go! And spread the word like melted butter.
Feel free to post the link in your journal, because you love me THAT much.
In other music related news, Hot Pink Heart is currently undergoing maitenance. Now I know you've all been anticipating the arrival of HPH (and by all...I mean like, two people) but this change will bring good things.
Very good things indeed.
Keep your ears open!!!
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[27 Dec 2004|10:56pm] |
or to just check us out click ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) rad_
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[22 Jul 2004|06:32pm] |
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LJ friends cut time. I really don't read what half of you have to say on here, so I'm gonna be an asshole and delete some of you. Nothing personal.
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[18 Jul 2004|10:22pm] |
I'm bored, so I decided to do this, and it's made by me. Well, not really. I just took a bunch of stuff and put it together at once.
LJ Friends List Open-Mic
Anything goes here. You can ask me anything you want...ask me one thing, ask me 50 things....you can tell me anything you want to tell me. Post a poem, post a story, post a secret you're tired of holding (I'll post this public so you can post anonymously if you want). A confession, a proposal.....anything.
You can do just one of the above, or you can do all of the above and then some. Everything is off the record and all questions will be answered honestly.
Once you're done, you can post this in your journal as well.
I know I know, I'm a loser with way too much time on my hands. Just do it to humour me.
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[26 Jun 2004|11:24pm] |
Stolen from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) _____pee
Post anonymously what you really think of me. Be as honest as you like, I really wanna know.
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[16 Apr 2004|10:19pm] |
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Yeah, so starting today, I'm going friends only. Comment to be added I guess.....
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[14 Apr 2004|06:55pm] |
Greetings and Salutations.
So, I've been thinking...I'm making this journal Friends Only after this entry. These damn anonymous posters are kind of pissing me off. "But Patrick, just ban anonymous posting." Yeah, I could do that, or I could log IP adresses and send out viri to whoever pisses me off :) Yeah, Friends Only will be grand.
On a more friendlier note, I have Nyquil. Go Nyquil.
Cheers.
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[12 Apr 2004|10:46pm] |
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TEETER live at the Reverb at 5:30pm I believe, but be there by 5:00pm. Tickets are 8 bucks in advance, 10 at the door. I don't even give a shit if you don't live in Toronto. Fly, bus, drive, bike, swim, run, walk, hitch hike....I really don't give a shit what you do, but get your asses there. If we ever get famous, then I'll buy anyone who comes a box of raisins.
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[10 Apr 2004|08:39pm] |
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A bottle of lube and a six pack of condoms...best birthday gift ever.
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[09 Apr 2004|09:35pm] |
You're too critical...
you're too weak...
you're too tempermental...
you're too sensitive...
How is it that something so useless is so desirable? I guess we're just fascinated by what we can make things out of...and what things can make out of us.
Too naive...
so oblivious.
This is trivial...
It's just something we havn't thought of yet.
With prime-time T.V. and cigarettes, you'd think an evening alone would be a little more entertaining.
First things first, worst things last...best bet is your worst guess, and first impressions don't impress anyone.
At least we'll always have the winters in July.
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[08 Apr 2004|05:28pm] |
Greetings and Salutations.
A friend read me my horoscope today. The whole astrology thing is a bunch of bullshit, everyone knows it. This one was a bit weird though. It went something like...
"Look for love in the right place. Friends will tell you the truth, but don't take it personally. You will find friendship in an unfamiliar place".
What a strange coincidence...
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| Rant: Just because you have the word "SEXY" printed across your fat ass, doesn't mean you are. |
[06 Apr 2004|04:08pm] |
Greetings and Salutations
I woke up yesterday morning, after a little more than three hours sleep, and turned on my television to be rudely snapped out of my zombie like state by a commercial with a fat, ugly woman sitting in her bath tub. It was a commercial for Rona. You know, the really annoying ones with that stupid voice over..."You don't need a professional, you're a handy man/woman". Something along those lines. Anyway, it pissed me off, and it got me to thinking about how much I hate ugly fat chicks.
Now, I'm not talking about chicks with a few extra vanity pounds. If you're just like 20 pounds over weight, it's not considered fat, it's considered pleasantly plump.
I'm reffering to those chicks that are 40-8000 pounds over weight. Those gargantuan sins of nature that can't walk up 3 stairs without stopping to take a half hour break just to get their breath back.
Don't get me wrong here, I don't hate these broads because they're fat. I hate them because they think they can pull off wearing tight clothes that reveal that disgusting tub of hanging, overlapping flesh they call a "tummy". You all know what kind of clothes I'm talking about. Those midriff tees with the words "Princess" or "Angel" slapped on the front. Oh, and lets not forget those sweat pants with the word, "Sexy" printed on the ass. I guess no one told these whales that just because it says so on your clothes, doesn't mean you're either one of those things. There's a reason those shirts/pants don't come in quadruple XL. That reason is, you're fat and disgusting. Cover your fat ass up.
You're not Christina or Britney or Beyonce. If you want to wear tight clothes, then have the fucking deceny to go to a gym and work for the body that you pretend to have, instead of spending your time sitting on your fat ass, watching day time tv while picking the remains of your breakfast pizza out of that deep end you call a belly button.
But no, they don't want to work. They believe they have "inner beauty", because they spend all day watching Ricky Lake, and have adopted the "if you got it, flaunt it" mentality. Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, Shamu, but inner beauty isn't going to get you laid, and it doesn't make you 400 pounds thinner. The only thing you "got" is a serious weight problem........you can't WEIGHT to start eating again.
I'm not saying that you have to have the "perfect" body, but tiny clothes were made for thin people. If you need the Jaws of Life to get you into your hot pants and tube top (shout out to polarbear_esq) then it WASN'T MADE FOR YOU. Get some decency, and cover up before I throw up....all over your fat ass.
Cheers.
P.S. I know I spelled "wait" wrong. If you didn't get the joke, you're a moron.
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| Rant: I hAtE pPl DaT tYpE lYkE dIs...LoL!!!! |
[04 Apr 2004|08:40pm] |
Greetings and Salutations.
So I was reading some friend's journals, and I came across oh_faithless's entry. At the end of the entry, he stated, "PeOpLe ThAt TyPe LyKe ThIs MaKe Me WaNt To CoMmIt MaSs MuRdEr". Amen.
No sooner did I finish reading this, then I was added to someone's MSN list. What can I say? Call it fate. I knew it was a girl, because of the email address. I won't post it on here, but I can tell you it was something along the lines of, "cute summa princess".
The first thing she said was, "wHo Iz Dis?".
Going off topic for a minute, what the fuck? She's the one that added me. She's not the first dolt that's done that either. I can't count the number of times I've been added by some retard, who didn't even know who he/she was adding. Eugh.
Anyway, back to my rant. I told this girl something along the lines of, "Look, if you're going to talk to me, type like you have some level of intelligence". She then went off on me, claiming that....well I don't know what she was accusing me off, because none of her sentences made sense. Really. I've pissed patterns in the snow more coherrent that that mess she was putting together.
Why must people do that? It's certainly not cute, or amusing or funny. If anything it makes you look like a retard, and it pisses me off. I'm not saying you have to use perfect grammer and punctuation in something as unimportant as an online convo. Alot of my friends abbreviate, and use some of those acronyms, but fuck. I have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, why would you spell time with a y? Tyme? What's the use? It doesn't shorten the word. It doesn't give it personality. It doesn't make you "cool". I used to do that, all the acronyms and such. Mispelling words on purpose. But then I decided that I didn't want a job scrubbing toilets. Just stop it, you dip shits.
AnD tYpInG oUt SeNtEnCeS lYkE dIs iS dUmB...LOL!! Not only is it a bitch to read, but it takes twice the time to type, and it makes you come off as well, a fucking retard. Again, there is no point to it. It serves no purpose. It's not cool, and it doesn't make you more popular.
Ok, I'll stop now, before I have an aneurism.
Im NoT bItTeR...LOLOL!!!
Cheers.
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Greetings and Salutations
So I finished day two of my new job. Man that place is, wow. I mean, damn. Who ever thought that sitting on your ass doing close to nothing would make you so fucking tired. Meh.
Oh yeah, I made out with another chick, the second one in less than a week. I didn't even want to, again. It just happened. I think I need to be castrated. Yeah, that's it. A big hairy Polish man once said, "I wish I didn't have any physical urges. Seriously...cut off my dick and I'm working for NASA". Amen.
Maybe I should just talk to....her....and tell her myself.
Cheers.
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[01 Apr 2004|10:21pm] |
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I just visited Maddox's site...ummmm what in the hell happened??????????
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